What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? That Is Not What I Meant At All Edition

Lisa Ann looks so tempting and accessible on this boxcover that it makes us sad that she’s crazy. Poor thing. What? She’s not crazy? But the title of the – I don’t get it.

All right, so “Head Case” is a movie about blowjobs, I guess, according to the copy we received from the studio’s PR firm:

Not one ounce of liquid love is wasted as these girls suck and tug their way to your happiness.

…but you can forgive me for thinking from the title that the flick is about the Insane. It’s a common mistake. I am especially sensitive to this because I went to see “Titicut Follies” because I thought it was a porn movie.

So maybe that’s not what producers meant, at all.

In the room the women come and go
Talking about Fellatio

Your job this week is to mine porn titles from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” and, if you’re especially skilled, you will be like last week’s winner and smooth us with long fingers.

· 3rd Degree Films (thirddegreefilms.com)
· Buy “Head Case 5″ (gamelink.com)

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  • BeautifulAgony

    1. To Swell a Progress

    2. An Easy Tool

    3. Disturb the Universe

    4. Smoke That Rises from the Pipes

    5. Dare to Eat a Peach?

    perhaps ‘shopped covers to come ;)

  • BeautifulAgony

    Come on… Nobody? I can’t be the only commenter who reads T.S. Eliot…

    “I have pleasured out my wife with coffee spoons”

  • Anonymous

    Two things I love: porn and Prufrock.

    1. Pinned and Wriggling
    2. Restless Nights in One Night Cheap Hotels
    3. Licked Its Tongue into the Corners of the Evening
    4. All the Works and Days of Hands
    5. Butt-Ends of My Days and Ways

  • MalzyWheels

    How about, in that same vein, the title “Sloppy Head”? Gee, her hair looks fine to me!

    (Actually, my question has another double entendre. And I wasn’t even trying…)

    All this reminds of my favorite mall store: Eric Fuchs Hobbies.

  • Anonymous

    1) Eaten by a Peach
    2) I Grow Hard, I Grow Hard
    3) One Night Cheap Hotel
    4) Women Come and Go
    5) Licked by a Tongue
    6) Time for You and More Time for Me

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Biggles Takes it Rough

  • Anonymous

    “Part My Bare Behind”

    “Mounting Firmly to the Chin”

    “Braceleted and White and Bare”

  • Anonymous

    I splooged into her hair and ravenous maw
    Spluttering, the girl next door in ecstasy

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Etherised upon a table?

    When I am pinned and wriggling?

    The moments of my greatness

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    “There will be time to burble & fellate”

  • Anonymous

    1. Spread out against the sky

    2. All the butt ends

    3. Downed with light brown hair

    4. Stretched on the Floor

  • Gram Ponante

    The giddy delirium of “pleasuring out my wife with coffee spoons” (I’m going to GoogleMap that diner Now is almost equal to the stark and Stoyalike quality of “Braceleted And White And Bare.”

    These were wonderful, Fleshbot Readers!