While prefixing anything with the word “cyber-” makes us giggle like when our granddad warned about “smoking drugs,” this movie inspires nostalgia for the days when we would suffix fortune cookie aphorisms with “.com.”
“Cyber Sluts,” you see, are sluts who have an Internet presence.
Hasn’t an Internet presence been one of the three defining qualities of a slut since at least 2001, along with a bar tab and a pubococcygeal tattoo?
Regardless, your task this week is to strain every last sinew like last week’s winner by coming up with a title that might have seemed hip in 1996 but which now makes viewers think you’re offering something delightfully retro but aren’t, actually. Maybe Lenny Kravitz will finally win one this week!
· Wicked Pictures (wicked.com)
· Buy “Cyber Sluts 6″ (gamelink.com)
