Stoya’s Grace Envelopes Our Poor Souls In “Jack’s POV 13”

The moment we have been waiting for has finally arrived. Stoya. POV. Nothing. Will. Ever. Be. The. Same. Again...

Sorry. It's just that—in our humble estimation—it's too hard to imagine anything beating this glorious day. We've been cleaning this set for the last three days and we're still not sure we're ready to drop them and move on. Frankly, this is why we watch pornography—for moments like this. Stoya is why we think there is a God, and that God loves us (and porn). Glory, glory...glorious!

As if it even mattered, "Jack's POV 13" also features Mina Leigh, Kiara Diane, Sarah Vandella, and Loona Lux. They're all hot, and totally worth watching get bent around like porno Gumby while imagining that that rod is yours—but comparing them to the icing on the cake that is Stoya just doesn't fit our style. Stoya is like a year's worth of red velvet cupcakes sprinkled with edible gold, crack cocaine, your first orgasm times ten—plus an overdose of pussy pheremones. The other lovely ladies are fine indeed, thank you, but our Supreme Commandress? She's just... unspeakably amazing.

Are you still reading this? What the hell is wrong with you? Stoya! POV! Down below! Come on!

"Jack's POV 13" comes out on the 10th of this month from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. (Stop by and say hi when you're done cleaning up!) Stoya is good, all the time. Amen.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)