Gianna Michaels Invades Kid-Friendly Search Engine

Nowadays, porn is everywhere: in the magazines, on the teevee… and all over on the internet. So it’s understandable that parents might want to protect their kids—perhaps with a kid-safe search engine like KidRex.

KidRex—certified by kids, for kids!—is pretty good at its job. Just try searching for “vagina” (go on, try it). You won’t get anything! Not even an anatomy lesson! Likewise penis, clitoris, breasts (though oddly, not breast), masturbation, gay, lesbos (pity the poor Lesbian children!).

But what happens if your child happens to hear about that nice lady Gianna Michaels, and wants to learn more about her? Well, suddenly that kid-friendly search engine isn’t so kid-friendly. Let’s all just hope the kids limit their porn interest to big names like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy—those are safely blocked. (And remember: want to find porn in a computer riddled with blocks? Just get creative with your search terms!)

· KidRex (kidrex.org)

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  • Ecks

    All I learned was that Gianna Michaels isn’t the daughter of Shawn Michaels.

  • BeautifulAgony

    Let’s see… stuff that went through:

    analingus
    tubgirl
    pole dance (or pole dancer, or poledance)
    nudism
    nekkid

    Words that didn’t go through:

    naked
    nudist
    rainbow
    spunk
    swinger
    panties

  • Wolf68k

    It doesn’t work with Gianna any more but it does with:
    Monique Alexander
    stormy daniels
    tera patrick

    Surprisingly it doesn’t work with the word “hustler” even though it’s a completely safe word

  • Anonymous

    Great how, once again, people who claim to “care about kids” consider only pornography harmful – a search for Cannibal Holocaust, one of the most violent movies ever, cam up with some very juicy results, as did From Dusk Till Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Doom 3, GTA 4 …