January 30, 2009 | 3 Comments

Steamy Calvin Klein Ad Solves Life’s Greatest Mystery

We can’t believe it took us this long to figure it out: for years, we’ve been wondering how to work our way into a threesome—and all along, all we needed was some Calvin Klein jeans.


. . . .

· Erotic Threesome Turns Us On to Calvin Klein Jeans (adgabber.com)

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Author:Lux Alptraum

View all posts by Lux Alptraum →
  • daprincess

    can you imagine how horny you would be after that shoot? models get to have all the fun!

    and nah Lux, you don’t need the jeans, just an a couple of sluts. OR my digits and a plane ticket, same dif.

  • piggythewonderdog

    If Calvin Klein = Threesomes, then let’s all pontificate what types of sex acts the following brands would correlate to…

    Levis
    Lee
    Wrangler
    Jordache
    Tommy Hilfiger
    Diesel
    Ralph Lauren
    Fubu
    Timberland

  • daprincess

    Oh! Fun!

    Levis: all american baby!-doggy style
    Lee: barn fucking the help (not gender specific i think everyone, regardless of orientation, wants to fuck “the help” in a barn, non?)
    Wrangler: Reverse cowgirl
    Jordache: disco, coked-out, cougar fuck
    Tommy Hilfiger: senator, glory hole action
    Diesel: twink bottom bj
    Ralph Lauren: hand job in the clubhouse
    Fubu: interracial cuckolding
    Timberland: i agree, outdoor anything is fitting