“Jack’s Big Tit Show 8”: Shine Hard, Then Fizzle

In the beginning there was Gina Lynn, oozing the kind of raw sexuality that made your balls ache. Then there was the alluring Nikki Benz, who reminded us that kittens have claws. The rest? Yawn...

This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this "Robby D Excuse" on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)