Jesse Jane Unwittingly Embroiled In Evil Antiporn Plot

You know how it is: you’re surfing the tubes, looking for some porn, when you come across a clip labeled “Jesse Jane want [sic] to be a sex icon!” “Sounds promising,” you think, clicking through.

Only what do you find? Not hot porn at all—in fact, exactly the opposite. Instead of Jesse Jane sucking cock and being her dirty little self, you find clips of her talking, with vaguely related bible verses overlaid on top of the footage. Pornhub user JesseJanePorn, you are a dirty, dirty trickster!

Okay, honestly, we’re not that surprised by this—the old antiporn bait ‘n switch isn’t exactly new—but why must these people infiltrate Pornhub? Can’t they be content to keep their rantings to YouTube (or hey, even Megaporn)?

Please, people: leave Jesse Jane alone!

· Jesse Jane want to be a sex icon! (pornhub.com)

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  • MalzyWheels

    The bastards!

  • Anonymous

    Grrr. Why can’t they leave porn alone?

    Oh, right. Making these videos is the only little bit of fun they get.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I’m convinced, the bible really is full of shit. Thank you, Jesse Jane, for another convert to Atheism!

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I’m convinced. The Bible really is full of shit!!! Thank-you, Jesse Jane, for another convert to Atheism.

  • daprincess

    oh man guys, i better stop looking at porn or i’m going to hell. hell sounds horrible and i just can’t take the thought of burning eternaly. i’m never coming back here again. thank you church people, you’ve changed my life. goodbye forever…

    *burps and continues masturbating*