In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he’s not above performing in porn himself. So we’re wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be?
In the past, Kanye’s options would have been limited: as a male pornstar, he would have been expected to fill one very specific role and stick to it (so to speak). But as porn has modernized and professionalized, a broader range of men are being accepted into the porn world, giving Kanye a plethora of role models to emulate (or hey, at least five!).
So let’s take a look at some of his choices:
Evan Seinfeld: Evan was a rockstar, Kanye is a rockstar. Evan likes being the center of attention, Kanye likes being the center of attention. The similarities are numerous.
Nick Manning: Come on, you know you can see Kanye shouting “Dropping loads!”
James Deen: At 31, Kanye may be a little too old to compete with 22 year old Male Performer of the Year, but his love of the experimental and alternative culture might leave him with more in common with the alt hottie than the more traditional male pornstars.
Shane Diesel: We’re unsure if Kanye could measure up Blackzilla, but we’re sure he’d like us to think he can.
POV Pornstar: Could Kanye give up the spotlight to become a nameless cock? It seems unlikely—but so does Kanye doing porn.
· Kanye West Graduates to Porn? (avn.com)