Fighting The “Topless” Menace, One Contest Winner At A Time

Weeks ago, we challenged you to come up with a word to describe a woman who’s technically naked, but actually covering herself with clever positioning, use of the hands, or some other trickery.

You provided us with many good suggestions—but alas, there can be only one winner. From here on out, a woman who claims to be naked without actually showing the world what the good lord gave her will be referred to as a “niptease.” (Take that, Chanelle!) Congratulations, NancyKligmanic—check your private messages for instructions on how to claim your prize.

· Thumbnail star: Nipteaser Chanelle (dailypoa.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    I don’t even remember this happening (seriously, when did this happen?!) but I will continue to call them “faked” because “faked” applies to cooter coverage as well.

    “Full frontal nudity! Except for cooter, she’s covering that with a teddy bear!”

  • jeffbot

    Just … unbare-able …

  • jeffbot

    So who is the biggest niptease of all time? There’s a contest for you … or a top 10 list. ;-)

  • Anonymous

    Really? Nip-tease? That’s the best we could come up with?