USB Boob Warmer: An Answer To A Problem You Didn’t Know You Had

As the cold weather continues to terrorize us, ladies may find themselves with a slight chill in the bosom. How’s a girl to prevent her boobs from turning into boobsicles? With a USB boob warmer!

Brought to you by (of course) the Japanese, the gadget consists of two bust pads that keep the breasts nice and toasty via a USB connection. Perfect for staying warm during all those mid-winter naked shoots!

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  • MalzyWheels

    I think having your cat breathe on your boobs might make them warmer then this thing actually could.

    Actually, I’d wait for the Amish version of this, if I were in the market for a creation such as this. You know what craftsmen the Amish are..

  • Anonymous

    In Wisconsin, they have a combination knee/boob warmer for older women.