January 14, 2009 | 3 Comments

Stormy Daniels Offer Tips On Talking To Pornstars

Your chances of meeting a pornstar may be pretty slim—but if you do get to meet one, Stormy Daniels has come up with a list of 10 things you should never, ever say.

Most of them should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if you’re worried that—in all the excitement of meeting your favorite star—you might forget your manners, we encourage you to print out the list and carry it in your wallet. We’d also advise you to add an 11th item: should you run into Sasha Grey, under no circumstances should the words “crossover star” exit your lips.

· 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star (asylum.com)
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  • IAO6

    stormy daniels comes off as quite bitchy with a couple of the items on her list, you pretty much shouldn’t ever say anything offensive without first examining the logic behind your prospective statements (the porn enthusiast and the porn star included), however i must say that it seems to me that most people decide that they could probably do porn before actually doing it.
    also, if you’re disgusted by the prospect that somebody masturbates to your material then you must not take a lot of pride in the profession.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, the one about masturbating comes off really elitist and unlikeable. I guess what they say about contract girls is true.

    I know porn has gotten really vanilla in terms of society, but as a starlet, it’s douchey to react that way to a logical statement a fan would say. Do you expect the guys to write essays about you getting fingercuffed in green monster paint? Jeez.

  • Brian47

    Porn stars are people too… and some fans just need to remember the Golden Rule of “Do Unto Others…”.