Boyfriend Of The Future: The Emo Rocker Real Doll

Ladies, are you tired of being loved—and left—by all your rockstar boyfriends? Real Doll has a solution for you: imagine your very own emo rocker boyfriend… one who will never, ever leave you.

Spotted at AEE, this rocker Real Doll is guaranteed to please—provided that “pleasing” requires little more than a solid, lifeless body with a cute look and absolutely no personality or musical talent. (Which, come to think of it, sounds a lot like many of the rockers we know…)

· Real Doll (realdoll.com)

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  • drunkexpatwriter

    You also don’t have to pay its rent or “lend” it money.

    But, can you make it do blow?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    You included the punchline, so I wouldn’t have to. But, yes, agreed: many of the emotive clowns I have known possess less personality & ability to attach (multiply meanings, there) than that statuary.