January 12, 2009 | 1 Comment

Lucy Pinder’s Boobs Shrink, Gets Voted Off ‘Celebrity Big Brother’

Sadly, our girl Lucy was the first celeb voted off Big Brother last night and thinks it’s because her boobs are shrinking. Huh?

In the first public vote — Lucy against Ulrika Jonsson — Lucy was evicted from the Big Brother house. She was nominated for eviction for being the “Least Talented” among the cast, which is pretty nasty, but such is reality TV. And what to do when you get evicted for being “Least Talented?” Why, go get your boobs pumped up, of course.

“My boobs are shrinking,” quoth Lucy. “They are still an F at the moment, but I’m definitely going to have a boob job now. Especially if they ever got to a D, I would have to have them filled back up again.”

Well, we still think Lucy Pinder is smoking hot, and that her breasts are perfect, and hope she continues to enrich our lives with their bountiful presence.

· DS: BB: Latest Big Brother News. (digitalspy.co.uk)

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  • Anonymous

    Is it all right to quote from the Grauniad?

    “Pinder, meanwhile, went from “sexy” to “plain” in a nanosecond: as soon as she mentioned her Tory outlook in her introductory VT, you could hear intelligent penises shrivelling across the nation. I’ve got nothing against curvy, booby glamour girls, but the moment they start banging on about the Conservative party they turn into ugly, soulless dolls. As a result, she could don lingerie and spend the rest of the week doing rude aerobics, and it still wouldn’t help. Now you know what’s in her head, the exterior’s been rendered so unattractive she might as well be excreting dog food from her presumably shaved and talcum-powdered orifices. Seriously, only a psychopath could find that attractive. And when you’re supposed to be sexy for a living, that’s a major problem.”

    Courtesy of Charlie Brooker