Hand Jobs For Everyone!

A look back at the week that was…

· We came, we saw, we molested pornstars.
· One day, Spyder Jones will fuck the entire planet.
· What’s the one thing better than a freckled girl? A freckled girl with a cock inside her.
· “This Ain’t The Partridge Family”… but it’s pretty hot anyway.
· Ballerinas: pretty to look at, nice to touch. And even better to… well, you know.

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  • Anonymous

    I really want one of these t-shirts….does anyone know if they’re still for sale? I’ve tried emailing the convention organisers but have so far been unsuccessful in getting a positive response.

  • Anonymous

    Hi. Thanks Lux. I had a look, but couldn’t find it….the museum appears to only sell it’s own shirts (at least online).