January 10, 2009 | 13 Comments

A Word From Your Supreme Commandresses

The Adult Entertainment Expo isn’t just a huge annual porn convention leading up to the AVN Awards—it’s also when we gather our Supreme Commandresses together to hear them speechify on the state of Fleshbot.

So what grand plans do your leaders have for dear old Fleshbot? Hear it straight from them, above.

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • Anonymous

    I’d sign up for Joanna’s health care plan in a heartbeat.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    I think that’s the first time I’ve actually heard Joanna or Stoya speak, rather than just moan, and I like it.

  • dirtybacon

    I expect that that health care plan includes penis care.

    I have faith in our fearless leaders.

  • dirtybacon

    Oh, and Stoya, pushing the race card while in office is SOOO 2008.

    For 2009, think FURRIES.

  • Anonymous

    I disagree. What’s a “Woman of Color?” Is that what used to be known as a “Colored Woman”? I believe so. Somehow, “Woman of Color” is acceptable to the totalitarian, but “Colored Woman” isn’t. Let’s have fewer “Women of Color”, whatever that means. Just post beautiful women, period. Let the idiots count colors on their own time. Let us not let drug-addled porn starlets dick-tate our tastes.

  • kurometarikku

    Stoya knows why the caged bird sings

  • MalzyWheels

    FREE FOOD FOR THE POOR!

  • Brian47

    I want Joanna to personally deliver her new movies to my apartment here in West LA. She would never lose my vote after that and she could then provide live commentary as we watched together! :)

  • Anonymous

    The all-natural breast deficit has been sky-rocketing. We can’t just keep pumping silicone into the market to try to float ourselves out of debt!

  • Evelyn Leigh

    Yay healthcare for me!

  • stoya

    wait till you see what else happened at our porn09 summit. i will give you one hint: picnic

  • Anonymous

    I like Stoya with long hair. She looks great.

    Politics, I’m fairly indifferent to…

  • The HZA.

    Yes, I need healthcare.