Postcards From Vegas: Today In Sassy

The amount of photographers hovering greedily here in Nevada tends to put the Meowry on a hair trigger, ready to stick fingers in mouths coquettishly or self-ass-slap on a moment’s notice. But not these girls.

Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all signatories with Spiegler Girls, a Porn Valley talent agency. The culture at that agency is different; the talent seems to like each other.

“Evie is just my size, so we fuck a lot,” said Aiden Starr, hoping to titillate me, and implying that since I was not her size, then nothing would ever happen between us. Temptress.

When Dylan Ryan introduced herself, I thought that she was in for a peck of trouble with vagitarians, as someone named Dylan Ryan also works in hardcore lesbian movies like Maria Beatty’s “Sex Mannequin” and “Strap-On Motel.”

Watch your back,” I whispered.

“Oh no,” she said. “I’m the same person. My hair’s just different.”

“So you take the cock?” I asked.

“Yes.”

Watch your back.”

I like all these people. I met about 30 people before them today who fell into a default finger-in-the-mouth pose. This is the porn world you will inherit.

· Spiegler Girls (spieglergirls.com)
· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

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  • dirtybacon

    This whole write up is really fuckin’ hot.

    Why isn’t a camera followin you, Lux? Your readers demand video!!

  • dirtybacon

    Also, Charlotte Vale – if that is the girl in the middle – looks Stinky hot there.

    (Stinky hot is a good thing, I’m trying to make it happen)

  • Nigromancer

    “Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all…”

    It’s pretty clear since you referenced her later by her correct name, Dylan Ryan, that the above is a mistake.

  • Anonymous

    I’m totally crushing on Stevie Hart. If you’re an SVA grad AND you do porn, I’m bound to fall for you.

    If you’re female. *ahem*