Postcards From Vegas: Your Very Own Pocket Pornstar

How often have you wished you could carry your favorite pornstar around in your pocket all day long—only to realize she’s just way too big?

Thank heavens for Fleshlight Girls—aka Fleshlights with openings in the shape of your favorite pornstars’ parts. Granted, a Fleshlight’s probably a bit too big for your pocket—but it’s certainly more portable than the real Tera Patrick.

Also makes for great wall art!

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  • AlwaysArousedGirl

    I notice and appreciate the fact that these are positioned above hip level. Just in case someone loses his head and gets a lil amorous.

    If I were there, I’d totally feel them. Can I go with you next year, Lux? Please?

  • Radkeen

    Tera Patrick looks a little beat up there, but Lia19 seems just perfect.

  • dirtybacon

    I’ve seen the videos, and that’s no Puma Swede!

  • MalzyWheels

    It was nice of Paris Hilton to pose for one.

  • atlas

    looks like the price is right has found a new “punch a bunch” board