January 7, 2009 | 5 Comments

She Hasn’t Shaved Her Head Lately, But Now Britney’s Tits Are Shrinking??

Socialitelife.com just noticed that Brit’s tits are getting smaller.

Okay, so before she even made it out of her teens, she supposedly got a boob job, and now they’re disappearing again. Aaaaalright. The article even references vagina dentata, but we’re not even going to touch that one. Really, would YOU want to? (socialiteife.celebuzz.com)

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  • Radkeen

    Breast size can look dramatically different depending on the outfit being worn. I never thought she had a great rack and think there were just a few outfits that made them look big. Not to mention having kids had to have helped at times.

  • Anonymous

    The mystery of britneys breasts [www.boreme.com]

    and as if xtina could even dream of britneys breasts in her prime rolling stone cover days! HA! Laughable man! bush league psyche out stuff.

  • heterophobic

    They’re just not pushed up like they usually are. It’s really not that big a mystery.

  • daprincess

    i agree… i think she definitely had them done. but weight changes, babies, different bras or her known affinity for no bra and not taking care of herself in general, has done some wonky things to dem nips. she’s hot but um…yeah…

  • Anonymous

    She had two babies. After pregnancy your boobs shrink smaller than they were before: if you get back to your pre baby weight – they tend to droop a little too (because anyone’s would if they went from a B to a D and back again several times over the course of a few years).