January 6, 2009 | 9 Comments

Zhang Ziyi Teaches Us The Secret Art Of Beach Sex

Zhang Ziyi may have been too modest to go nude in “The Banquet”, but modesty didn’t stop her from getting topless (and frisky!) on the beach with boyfriend Aviv Nevo.

Now, we would think that beachside rimming would not be the best idea (because, you know, sand), but maybe Zhang’s time in the trenches (and in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”!) taught her some special ninja sex secrets. In which case, we so want to find out what they are. (Seriously, the last time we tried to get amorous on the beach, well, it just ended really badly.)



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  • hoffmanbike

    that’s not rimming; he’s make sure she’s properly inflated. :-p

  • Brian47

    I guess there are certainly worse things than rimming Ziyi’s sandy ass…

  • CloudCarrier

    Given that we’re talking about ZZ’s ass, I would expect only round cut diamonds to fall out from the back, with the possibility of a handful of pearls from the front of her bathing suit.

  • Anonymous

    lol, fleshbot request, celebrity rimjobs

  • Anonymous

    ZZ Topless! Haha. I just thought of that. I’m so clever.

  • heterophobic

    Good for them. The world needs more beach nudity. And rimming.

  • MindTricked

    Hot diggity. That woman is unbelievably beautiful.

  • piggythewonderdog

    FYI – On Chinese-language newspapers, this thing is front-page news. This blows away everything (Israel/Gaza, Chinese economic woes, etc). This is a HUGE HUGE scandal in the Chinese world. My ability to read Chinese is rusty, but I can say for sure that this is a bigger scandal than the Hong Kong actor who took all those dirty pix with the actresses he slept with.

    The fact that the man is NOT Chinese and they’re doing this stuff in public is a particularly incendiary issue. And the Chinese-American community in particular is very sensitive about cultural perceptions of sexualized Asian women with Western men, while Asian men are never portrayed in a sexual manner w/ non-Western women.

    And one of the things that always pisses me off about porn is that there’s hardly ANY Asian-American male actors. There’s no shortage of Asian-American women banging white guys, black guys, but where are the men? (That’s another topic for another day, Lux).

    That said, this could be a career-ender for Zhang in the Asian world, but possibly a career-booster in the Western world. I have no issues w/ Zhang getting some good lovin’ on the beach, and I think she is a gorgeous woman. But sadly, these paparazzi pix are going to be extremely destructive.

  • daprincess

    maybe he’s just gettin’ a good sniff? a man’s gotta live!