January 5, 2009 | 3 Comments

When Bad Advertising Happens To Good Sex Museums

We’ve always loved the Museum of Sex, so it’s especially disappointing to see them end up with an ad like this. Does anyone actually think that bad sex is better than good masturbation?

If so, we’d really like to teach them a thing or two (or at least direct them to our Marital Aid Test Kitchen).

· Flaccid Museum Of Sex Ads (animalnewyork.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I suppose the ad arises from a similar opinion as the “bloggers are trolls who never leave their parents’s basements”, & advocates the position that it is better to do with others than be asocial &/or antisocial.

  • Anonymous

    LIES. LIES AND FUCKING SLANDER. i would say mediocre sex is better than good masturbation but worse than great masturbation

  • piggythewonderdog

    Rubbish. Read: One should always aspire to have good sex. Good sex is always good sex whether it is with zero others, one other, two others, three others, four others, fifteen others, with Lux, without Lux…

    Why have bad sex? A bad sex session is one where you drank too much beer and ate too much pizza knowing you are lactose-intolerant and you tried to go for it – then mom calls on the phone even though you don’t answer – so she leaves an annoying message on the answering machine – while you’re trying to overcome the mozzarella cheese in your stomach that’s making your entire lower half feel like lead – at this point you give up because it’s just BAD – then you watch the Daily Show while partner goes to bed – and a couple hours later after your tummy feels better a good solo session is just the thing you need.

    Sorry. TMI. That was Sunday.