January 3, 2009 | 11 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ass-perger’s Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ass-perger's EditionThis movie dutifully answers the question “How many nurses take it up the ass?” But my question for you, Dear Readers, is “Must we go through that forward ass to get to the remaining five?”

Actually that isn’t my question, but I do like the idea of what Brahe called “the portal ass.”

No, my question has to do with the admirable specificity of the title, an autistoid need to make clear that there are six of them, this is how they’re dressed, and this is what happens to them.

So your task is to rise to the occasion like the final winner of 2008 and supply a fourth element to the formula: what happens after they take it up the ass? Be ridiculously specific.

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    & complete a sudoku.

  • JStuder

    Then take the written portion of their re-certification exam.

  • fleshbotpdh

    50% of the nurses get 3 anal creampies, the remaining 50% get cum on their 6 tits, and 16.6667% (one lucky nurse) gets creampie juice dripped on her 2 tits

  • JohanSantannadanna

    …but it is still not covered by your HMO.

  • MalzyWheels

    After running the gauntlet and giving all 6 nurses their anal delights, while they’ll be panting “You’re cured. You’re cured.” you’ll come face to face with a representative from your medical insurance company, who is, by the way, hung like Johnny Wad on steroids, and it’ll be his job to do to you what you just did to the nurses. “Just think of it as copay,” he’ll say. And after he’s done tucking it up yours ass for his crooked insurance company, he’ll inform you, with a gleam in his eye and a cumquat forming on his piss slit, that your prescription drug coverage has been revoked because of your obvious abuse of Viagra.

  • daprincess

    What else? Fully costumed, lovingly administered, mutual anal douche (producing nothing but love goo and lady cum, of course ;-) . Followed by a sextuple sapphic sponge bath. MMMmmmmmm, after-anal glow is euphoric and clean up is best shared amongst loving girlfriends. Anal douching may be jumping genres. But the question was, what this reader would do… ;-)

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    …3 will then realize the Doctors that are boning them in the ass will never leave their wives at that they are nothing but anal playthings…2 will sue the hospital for sexual harassment and take their 2.5 million in hush money and go to Los Angeles and 1 will finally find that one man…that one decent, loving man who will always treat her right and take care of her and love her for who she truly is…and she will leave him for a douchebag in a Ed Hardy T-Shirt and a doo-rag.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    “6 Nurses Take it Up the Ass and disappear in the woods near Burkittsville, MD, while shooting a porn movie. A year later, their footage is found.”

  • Pimaxc

    heh I know 2 nurses and I know both of them take it up the ass, pretty regularly

  • Anonymous

    6 Nurses Take it Up the Ass and prepare a giant dirt-pipe milkshake.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    6 Nurses Take it Up the Ass and then get Confirmed by the Senate to be the new Secretaries of Defense, Interior, State, Agriculture, HUD, and Getting Down.