December 31, 2008 | 3 Comments

Too Hardcore For io9: The Vulcan Cum Shot

Yesterday, our friends at io9 decided to take a long, hard look at the history of Star Trek porn (there’s a lot!). But there was one clip too hardcore for their tastes.

Thankfully, we have no such qualms about the hardcore (and, more specifically, about jizz). And so it is that we present the following clip from “The Man Eater,” which reveals a shocking truth: Vulcans have green semen. Or at least, Vulcans have jizz that leaves the penis white, but magically turns green when it contacts saliva. The universe really is an amazing place.

· To Boldly Go There: A History Of Star Trek Porn, With Clips (io9.com)

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  • Brian47

    Nice! The only thing that’s missing is the strident brass & percussion score of Fred Steiner.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The hidden story behind the discontinuation of Surge production was that drinking it also turned one’s spunk green. So, it’s not just vulcans.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Although this video is most definitely entertaining, I find it to be quite illogical.

    For one, the fact that the female in the film also has pointed ears would seem to indicate that she, herself, is a Vulcan (or at the very least, a Romulan), who, like the male, would also have veins filled with green blood. Further, when one considers the earnestness with which she exclaims to her Pon Farr partner: “don’t waste it, let me drink it, let me drink it,” it would be reasonable to assume that she has had some prior (favourable) encounters with the semen of the males of this pointed-eared species. Therefore, the surprise that this vert-blooded female expresses at receiving an oozing mouthful of green nut-nectar simply does not compute, when one comes to the realization that she is most likely an experienced cum-guzzling Vulcan herself.

    [Okay, I think I just dumped a year's worth of nerd-ization into a single post. It won't happen again...].