The Smutionary Explains It All, From Amateur To Zoobs

Do you often find yourself quietly embarrassed at parties, because you just don’t know what muck-dooze is? Ashamed that you’re baffled by terms like glubbellings and skingoria? Well, help is on the way!

The kind souls over at TLARaw have put together a “smutionary,” a glossary of all those dirty words you’ve never heard of and didn’t really want to have defined. For the newbies, muck-dooze is defined as “an internal cumshot which is then scooped out of the orifice (usually vagina) by a third party and then forcefully thrown into someone else’s (usually the ejaculator’s) mouth,” while glubbellings refers to semen and skingoria is… well, that one you can find out for yourself.

· The Smutionary (tlaraw.com, via popporn.com)
· Thumbnail star Veronika Zemanova (nsgals.net, via Ask Jolene)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Oh, I fully expect to encounter these terms on Deadspin, so no worries. I’ll learn them.

    /puts on Roman (War) Helmet