Only You Can Fight The Topless Menace

Last week, we challenged you to come up with a word to refer to a model who’s technically naked, but not actually displaying the goods. And now it’s time to pick a winner.

We’ve selected our favorite entries, as seen in the poll below. Let us know which word speaks to you: the winner will receive a delicious prize of free porn (full of actual nudity!), and, of course, immortality and a lifetime of satisfaction and achievement.


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· “Topless” offender Chanelle Hayes via Daily POA (dailypoa.com)

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  • auryn

    i was going to go with ‘Jacksonian,’ but janet DID, in fact, show her nipple. so i’ll instead vote for the totally un-PC ‘nip-gyp.’ the triumvirate of un-PC, nipples and gypsies is just too amusing.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I can’t believe niptease is winning. It’s just so damn plain. I’d prefer tit-rolled, as it seems all modern and internet-y. Or at least aereolacking, which has some originality to it.

  • Anonymous

    Damn, I just realized I should have suggested “(Mike) Myers-ed” since he pulled that gag in just about every one of his films.

  • DontFearTheReaper

    I would like to call bait and switch or Fraud!!! If you’re nekked then show the goods!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m just happy to be nominated for something for once. If this contest has been done last year, tho, I think it’d be doing better.