New Sensations Makes Porn Spoof Of “The Office,” Time Space Continuum Collapses

Those porno parodies seemed awesome when we were all laughterbating our way through sexed up versions of campy classics from childhood, right? Well, how do you feel about a porn spoof of “The Office”?

We’ll tell you how we feel: awful. It’s too soon, people! Too soon. How are we supposed to stay engaged in new episodes from the real “Office” while visions of Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas getting pounded by James Deen waft through our heads? Porn spoofs are supposed to lovingly remind us of our favorite TV moments from childhood, while simultaneously eliciting orgasmic release. They’re not supposed to sex up our current favorite shows and confuse the living daylights out of us!

We’re officially boycotting this as-of-yet-unnamed porn “Office.” Well, unless Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas get naked in it.
· On the Set: New Sensations Parodies ‘The Office’ (avn.com)

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  • MindTricked

    I want a porn spoof of “Chuck.”

  • MalzyWheels

    Are they spoofing the British or American version?

  • rosconian

    “as-of-yet unnamed”?

    C’mon people – we all know this is going to be called “The Orifice”.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I would ask for a pornographized Golden Girls, but Lord knows, I masturbated enough already to Rue Mc Clanahan & Estelle Getty, already.