The Universal Seduction Technique

Oh, those Europeans, with their non-cell phones, slide projector porn, and pubic hair. But we have one thing in common: in America and Europe, when you grope a sleeping girl, she fucks you moments later.

But seriously, can we just talk about that slide projector porn for a second? Has anyone really, ever, anywhere thought that that made sense? The sheer amount of effort it would require to generate but a single orgasm that way… well, we’re just glad we have the internet.

Though, on the other hand… the internet doesn’t have a sexy, eery glow that reflects hot images on you while you’re doing it with your now wakened paramour. So maybe it’s a toss up.

· Sleeping wife turned on by husband watching porn clips (pornhub.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    I know when I nap on the couch I do it in a lace thong and with my legs spread as far apart as flexibility will allow.

    If somebody groped me when I was sleeping I would probably murder them. Another reason why I wish life was more like porn.

  • Anonymous

    She’s good; I used to play that game with my husband when we were dating and he was more gullible. We’ve been married too long though now; he knows if I fall asleep wearing something like that I’m expecting to be woken up or am faking being asleep in the first place. Which is a different kind of game.

    I just wish that guy would show some facial expression before the last two minutes