“Twilight” Movie Inspires “Twilight” Porn

Romantic vampire film “Twilight” has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, “Twilight of Virginity” proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin’s breasts aren’t involved. (xesenta.com)

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    But is there a baseball scene in this version?

  • rad_matter

    I think it’s possible that this porn spoof may actually be less creepy than the book series.

  • BeautifulAgony

    That’s so god-damned sad… but at least it’s better than the *actual* Twilight movie. It was a dismally shitty book that never should have seen the light of day.

  • lilyblaze

    Now Bella can have Edward and Jacob. Hell, she can even have Mike Newton.