December 8, 2008 | 7 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? BBW Revisited

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? BBW RevisitedLook at the juicy and delicious April Flores on the cover of “Waist Watchers 4.” LOOK AT HER. That’s right: you’re not just looking at her waist; you’re looking at handfuls of other parts that, laid atop each other on a scale, would create an exuberant feeling in you greater than their weight. The Germans say it best when they call such women “zaftig.” But now you, like last week’s winner, must come up with a better term than the porn-standard BBW. Why? Because April Flores will cry if you don’t, and because Lufthansa is bankrupt.

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  • MalzyWheels

    I have two trains of thought on this. The first is that big beautiful women should have their own acronym, such as what mature women have with MILF. The acronym I came up with, especially after studying the beautiful Miss Flores is (and you have to say it as the Fonz would) WOAH – Women Of Abundant Heft.

    My second train of thought hearkens back to my college days when my best friend and I used call cute chubby girls mopeds. I’m just leaving that there, thank you very much.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Undonne, ’cause while no individual is an island, at least some* can be islets. As a bonus, this offers the quasi-literary pretext that favourers of alt-porn (“It’s not a porno”, to paraphrase Kindergarten Cop) enjoy.

    *Can apply equally to male as female bodies; looking at you, Ron-Ron.

  • AprilFlores

    I totally agree with what BeautifulAgony said. But if we need a word how about a prettier one, not derived from heft or islets?
    I prefer voluptuous, curvy, juicy, and even BBW (it stands for something nice.)
    A big hug to Al aka El Negro Magnifico! :)

  • AprilFlores

    I totally agree with what BeautifulAgnoy said. However if we do need a word, it how about a prettier word not derived from heft or islets?
    I like Voluptuous, Juicy, Curvy, and even BBW (it still stands for something nice).
    A big hug to Al aka El Negro Magnifico. :)

  • BeautifulAgony

    How about we just call them FUCKING GORGEOUS and stop worrying about labeling people based on their weight or age?

    Yah, yah, I know… too idealistic and naive. But seriously, I don’t subscribe to BBW, MILF or BARELY LEGAL porn… I subscribe to sexy women who know how to BRING IT… they are white, black, blonde, thin, heavy, flat-chested, DDD’d, innocent, and nasty…

    The one thing they have in common, is that every one of them has attitude, style, charisma and skill… and they all make me juicy.

    So, I’m not going to reinvent a new word for “Fat” that the porn industry can use to make more money off of chubby-chasers with.

  • Anonymous

    I dig the WOAH bit.
    I really can’t add anything to this, except that I want to see this vid very badly. There are some outstanding women in this production, especially the fine-ass lady on the cover.

  • Gram Ponante

    …while I am inclined to go with WOAH, I think we should perhaps call all BBWs Floralicious from now on.