December 6, 2008 | 7 Comments

Stop The MILF Madness!

We’ve mentioned this before, but there really needs to be some sort of standard for what, exactly, constitutes a MILF. The lovely performer in this clip is certainly hot, and definitely eager to have “anal fun”—but in what society could she possibly be considered a MILF? Let’s put our feet down, people. The madness must be stopped—if we’re not careful, one day soon girls will end up becoming MILFs long before they enter puberty.


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  • Anonymous

    The problem lies with the acronym itself: MILF – Mother I’d Like to F*ck. The thing is TECHNICALLY an 18 year could be a MILF, heck even younger could be a MILF, but I won’t delve into that creepy zone.

    Anyway, because of this, I’ve reformatted the definition of MILF in my head more as an age grouping:

    Teen: 18 to 19 year olds (duh)
    Regular: 20 to 34
    MILF: 35 to 50
    GILF: 51 to onward

  • bmeboy

    dont talk about my mom that way!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    It is an interesting question: what makes a MILF? If we consider the first initial to stand for mother, then any female who has birthed a child, even if childless (due either giving the child for adoption, or losing the child, tragically, to injury or other malady), could rise to MILF status. The rising to is itself subjective: physical attraction is not a universal disposition for anybody, i.e. there will always be a few, if only for irono-contrarian reasons, will say “you are not pretty”. But that aside, a MILF can be a mother.

    Should this be, though? Should it be mother, or mom? In the latter case, the implication is of a “housewife & mother” with adult, or at least teen, children, & the parent having a little mileage on her. She should be 35, 40 years, at least, but still becoming. This would make a MILF a mom.

    In the event, considering that MILF entered common usage with the release of American Pie, & in the person of Stiffler’s mom, I would offer a MILF need be a maturing woman.

    & the woman above? Not a MILF.

  • Anonymous

    I just want to take this oppurtunity to ask why are there so many skeezy looking guys in porn? I’m a straight woman and I like watching other women, be it lesbian or a woman being pleasured by a man. But starting off with someone who looks like Steve Buscemi’s busted younger brother really doesn’t help me.

  • MalzyWheels

    To me, the perfect Milf is represented in the glade plug-ins commercials: a women over age 35, but below age 50. She has to be a mom (how can you screw a mother if she’s not a mother?) with at least 1 kid in school, be it elementary, high school, or just started college. She has to be attractive, but not shockingly gorgeous – really cute works. A Milf must be in good shape, but does not have to be buff. Her looks must be natural. No fake breasts or other surgical, elective, enhancements, even if this means she’s not overly endowed. The vast majority of women look nice with the bodies they are given.

    Milves are not Cougars. Cougars are women actively seeking a fuck, while Milves will only act when the moment is right; and I’m not talking about when their hubby’s ED meds are working. Milves are opportunistic, but only will act when the opportunity comes fully to them.

    Milf or no Milf on the women above? Gotta say no Milf, Howie.

  • CharlesOryx

    Maybe the term should be redefined as a SMILF (Soccer Mom I’d Like to Fuck). Since more than likely a soccer mom would fit that description of being an older mother and not just some girl who was knocked up in her 20s.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing other than a big dick has every come out of that woman.