Crush Object Faceoff: Joanna Angel Vs. Sasha Grey

Back in 2005, when we made our first list of top ten crush objects, Joanna Angel easily topped the list. The alt-hottie (and two time Supreme Commandress) has always held a place in our hearts and parts. But how does she stack up against our most recent Crush Object of the Year, Sasha Grey? Both are driven, ambitious, experienced, and adored — but only one can win this round (and go on to face Stoya). Who will it be? The choice is yours.

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Joanna Angel: From “XOXO Joanna Angel”

Sasha Grey: From “Kiss Attack”

Last Week’s Winner: Penny Flame

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  • dirtybacon

    You know, I am a super fan of Sasha Grey’s talents (you all know what I’m talking about! Holla!!), but after being so cool, and supporting the site, I have to vote for our co-commandress.

    Plus, that means we get to see our two Commandresses duke it out, and that will be FANTASTIC.

  • MalzyWheels

    Must side with dirtybacon on this one. Plus I like the fact that Joanna always looks like she’s having a good time.

  • StanleyKant

    Joanna is fuckin sexy in this video, but Sasha Grey is way hotter.

  • Brian47

    I love ‘em both, but I will have to vote Joanna on this one… she is also very cute and fun in person, so that goes a long way towards helping me decide!

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Please don’t make me choose… :-(

    PS: The two pics are the top are wicked awesome.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    I really liked the vibe of the Joanna video. It was like we just happened upon the two of them banging away in their apartment, and decided to stay for the show.

    I still don’t know who I’m voting for, though. How long do we have to decide?

  • Ecks

    Sasha seems like a bitch, but Joanna seems like she’d beat me up, so I’ll go with Sasha.

  • Anonymous

    OH SNAP!

    This is a true toss-up! BOTH are Very worthy competitors!

    My vote is going to Joanna and it’s based strictly on the scenes provided. She’s got a more natural scene with some semblance of reality to it. Sasha’s scene has a more solid porn feel to it…not to say that it’s a bad thing…it’s just Joanna’s seems to be having more fun. And isn’t that what it’s all about?

  • StlHakusho

    No disrespect to Joanna, But she’s out of her league against Sasha Grey. I’m pretty sure if I ever met Sasha Grey I’d let her kick me in the balls if it would please her.

  • Anonymous

    I truly can’t decide. I must retire to a mountaintop and meditate upon this.

    With plenty of reference material, of course.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: context: that scene is someone spying on Joanna and her (real life!) boyfriend. So, uh, yeah.

  • Snowbunny

    Oh shit, son, this game is getting serious. I don’t know if I want to play anymore…the stakes are getting too high…

  • Anonymous

    I gotta go with Joanna.
    I’m not really into that annoying rap crap in Sasha’s video, and I’ve always had a thing for girls with tats :D

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    This pick proves excruciating, but for growing hers out, I give the decision to Sasha.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    I ended up giving my vote to Joanna. As I totally have a thing for petite women, she clinched it when I found out in one of her videos that she’s only 4’11″.

    It’s a shame to see her get so thoroughly dominated by Sasha, however. At least, in the electoral sense.