When The Phone Rings At Three AM, Will You Be Topless?

· James Christopher (moderncitizen.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Holy Giant Nipples Batman!

    What’s that? Can you hear it?

    “I just called…to say….I love you…”

  • Spyder01

    Lux, you have a knack for clever headlines, or more accurately words in general, that I must applaud you for :)

  • MalzyWheels

    The real question is if you will be topless and have nice tits. This way you can disqualify jamokes like me. =)

  • Anonymous

    Why is that phone attached to an ugly box with a swirly cord?

  • tushy

    I will, and I’ll be bottomless too looking at these pictures [www.flickr.com]

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    She’ll talk Medvedev down from a preemptive strike into Transdniestir by proffering phone sex. Though it would be effective with Skype.