November 18, 2008 | 1 Comment

The Guardian Takes A Long Hard Look At Porno Plots

Of all the strange mysterious mysteries of the porn world, perhaps the oddest of all is the porno plot. Fundamentally, porn exists so that we can watch two (or more!) people doing it–so why do we need some crazy set up to help us get in the mood? We may never have an answer to that question, but at least we can laugh at this this gallery of porno opening shots. Though we have to say, that rollerskating accident porno looks really compelling. (guardian.co.uk, via Violet Blue)

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  • CharlesOryx

    I quite like a story in a porno. Nothing elaborate but something to give my arm a rest between pussy spasms. Tee hee. But in all seriousness to me a story gives me a reason to wonder why the girl is wearing a french maid uniform. Or how DID some guy in a Dickies jumpsuit end up there with a toolbox? Adds to the fantasy I suppose.
    Friends ask why I’m partial to 70s pornos. In all honesty I find the ‘bad acting’ a bit more convincing. Today’s just sort of lack that since I’m sure holding up silicone takes up too much thought process to say “Gee that’s huge” and sound actually shocked. And can they make pornos without swaying the camera around too? Makes me dizzy.