November 14, 2008 | 7 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mama Said Turn You Out Edition

Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week’s winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off.

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  • Anonymous

    I’ll get back to you with an answer once I’ve given it some thought . . . right now, I just want to express surprise at the fact that the plural of “MILF” is “milves” and not “MILFs”. Makes sense, though :D

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Also: what I would not want to see in poor. Uretic fetish videos with a St. Paul motif (“Paul’s Episstle to the Corinthians”).

  • fleshbotpdh

    “Fat Guys Who Look Like Me Jerking Off to ‘Mama Turned Me Out 3′ – Volume 3″

  • MalzyWheels

    Old women who need to “Pick the scab” to have a fuckable pussy.

    Old women with creased and wrinkled leather skin who need to remove their false teeth to deliver a decent blowjob.

    Dennis Rodman
    Oprah Winfree
    The men of Sinefeld
    The women of The Golden Girls
    Allergic reactions to latex

  • hatey

    My mom worked for a non-profit whose goal was helping abusive parents get their shit together and stop hurting their kids.

    So having observed the dregs of humanity on really sort of awful Take Your Daughter To Work Days, the above title is pretty much exactly what doesn’t turn me on.

    Others?

    Porn based on the ‘raped by the gyno’ episode of “Law & Order.” Or you can take the idea and replace ‘gyno’ with ‘dentist.’

    Oh, you want funny? How about this one?

    “Oral Odyssey: British Faces, British Teeth”

  • Gram Ponante

    In hoc signo vinces, Jose….

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Regis Philbin’s over 60 Orgy Blast

    Elliott Gould is “The Cocksmith”

    “All male buttlickers 3: Corn and Peanut Buffet”

    “Psoriasis Ball lickers”