The Best Of James Bond Sex Puns

As you may be aware, the latest entry in the James Bond franchise, “Quantum of Solace,” comes out tomorrow. As far as we’re concerned, James Bond movies are only good for three things: Sean Connery, scantily clad Bond girls, and, of course, those super cheesy sex puns (okay, and also things exploding). Thankfully, Gawker Media videographer Nick McGlynn has put together a selection of all the finest Bondian sex puns: watch this video, and you’ll never need to see another Bond movie again. Unless they have a hot new Bond girl, of course.

· Clips from James Bond’s Best Sex Puns (maxim.com)

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  • Anonymous

    They missed “I think he’s attempting re-entry!” from Moonraker.

  • _Engineer

    That was hilarious!
    But ‘QoS’ came out last week (here in France at least)

  • Anonymous

    You also missed:
    Halle Berry: “What do you do here?”
    Bond: “I’m an ornithologist”
    Berry (looking down): “Ohh, that’s a mouthful.”

  • Camaro02

    There are so many more…

    - MoneyPenny: “You are such a Cunning Linguist James.”
    – The exchange with Halle Berry, about the diamonds in her navel.
    – Two Words, Pussy Galore
    – Thunderball: No, some men don’t like to be taken for a ride.
    – You only live twice: In Japan Men come first, ladies second.
    do I need to go on?

  • ceilingFANBOY

    Heh, latest entry…