November 7, 2008 | 18 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath EditionDirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don’t do it, and their partners daren’t ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn’s ladder. In fact, even the word “rung” sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we’ll close out the Steinbeck category by removing “Cannery Row” from contention). · Evil Angel (evilangel.com) · Buy “Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 3″ (gamelink.com)

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  • MalzyWheels

    “Mrs. Fish, Ape and Me, the Dump Queen”

  • dirtybacon

    The great GAPESy

  • bleeble

    Catch Her in the Hind

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    - Gaped Sexpectations
    - The Cunterbury Tales
    - Angela’s Asses
    - Bella and the Chocolate Factory
    - Man’s Search for Reaming
    - Sisterhood of the Unravelling Pants
    - Anal-maul Farm

    and finally:

    - Holes –> [needs no re-working].

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Exploding Plumbing

  • Anonymous

    A Midsummer Night’s Ream

  • fleshbotpdh

    Goodnight Moon
    Everybody Poops
    The Chocolate War

  • Anonymous

    - Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Ass-Freak
    - Catch Her In The Brown Eye
    - For Whom The Belladonna Tolls
    - A Farewell To Ass
    - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Assfucked

    And courtesy of Shakespeare:
    - Ass She Likes It
    - Romy’s O That Julie Ate
    - The Merry Wives Are Worn Sore
    - Titties Andronicus

    and courtesy of Monty Python
    - A Sale Of Two Titties

  • Anonymous

    Belladona and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Up-Her-Butt Day

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The Red Bum of Courage

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Also: an hearty cheer to the Fleshbot team of photoshopping technicians. Those Grimace Winery Grapes, as cycled thru Belladonna’s digestive tract, evoke the prized Indonesian coffee bean that is collected from the scat of the monkeys that eat the beans from the plant (as a way to “season” ‘em). & as much as that coffee is esteemed over other coffees, the new Belladonna line of vintages would make Savanna Samson’s label positively pedestrian.

  • Gram Ponante

    five days to go and already some beautiful, beautiful entries

  • Learethak

    Their asses were watching god.
    Invisible Ass.
    The Old Arse and the sea.
    Scarlet Poopers.
    Johnathon Livingston Asshole.

    Lastly…
    The Holy Ass (Yes we had to read the bible… otherwise we wouldn’t haven’t gotten all them biblical references in the grapes of wrath.)

  • kevinblah

    Then Again Maybe I Won’t (Have an O-ring)

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    - The World According to Gape
    - The Bi-One, the Bitch and the Whore-Drone
    - Plug You Forever
    - Nineteen Gapety-Four
    - Lord of the O-Rings
    - To Fill a Gaping-Bird
    - Black Booty
    - The Name of the Rosebud
    - Anne of Green Gape-Holes
    - Snatch-22

  • bleeble

    Anna, Can I Ream Her?

  • bleeble

    (Oh and also, for those with some time on their hands:)

    War and Piece

  • Gram Ponante

    This was an embarrassment of riches (with the emphasis on the -ass- LOLZ!!!!!!) and I list my 11 personal favorites below:

    Everybody Poops
    The great GAPESy
    Angela’s Asses (do people read that in school nowadays? I wondered, and then came the knockout):
    Bella and the Chocolate Factory
    Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Exploding Plumbing
    Belladona and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Up-Her-Butt Day
    For Whom The Belladonna Tolls
    The Red Bum of Courage
    Their asses were watching god
    Johnathon Livingston Asshole (this made me shriek like an emo steveporn director and has to be the overall winner, simply because of the eventual Neil Diamond version)
    Anne of Green Gape-Holes