November 6, 2008 | 17 Comments

Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders

It seems that there’s been some backroom dealing in this whole Supreme Commandress election: Joanna and Stoya have announced that, rather than run against each other, they’d rather team up and serve as joint Supreme Commandresses of the state of Fleshbot. This is just like back in 1796, when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams’s vice president. Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand…).

To celebrate our new era of co-Commandressing, we’d like to offer you (what else?) some videos of Joanna and Stoya at their finest moments. Meet your new leaders: we’re in for a very sexy administration.

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From “Deeper 11″



From “XOXO Joanna Angel”

· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    I am very satisfied with the results of these electoral proceedings.

    Now, when do we get to see Joanna and Stoya fuck eachother?

  • MalzyWheels

    Ok… “Joanna and Stoya, when will you two fuck one another?”

    This is cool. All is well in Fleshbotland.

    Aroused at last, aroused at last. Great God Almighty, we’re aroused at last!

  • Brian47

    This news plus Obama winning the presidential race just makes this a special week all around! We are entering such a grand, new era of optimism – I am optimistic that Stoya and Joanna will fuck each other one day! :)

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Maybe now that Joanna and Stoya have been elected, we could start petitioning them to perform certain sexual acts for our viewing pleasure [e.g. like screwing each other]. It would be true a form of direct democracy in action.

  • dirtybacon

    I think it’s very exciting, as they have both made their presence known among their loyal subjects.

    I think it only fitting that we craft some very royal ears for Stoya to wear while perched upon the thrown. Bedazzled Pink Tiger print cat ears perhaps?

    For Joanna, I don’t know, maybe a day-glo orange scepter?

  • Anonymous

    I for one welcome our new porn star overlords.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand…).

    Presidential scholars recently found that Jefferson not only partook in reverse gang-bangs with his female slaves, but was also an early practitioner of pegging, with a corn-cob performing the role now filled by prosthetics made for expressly the purpose of pegging. No word, though, if those Monticello orgies were inclusive enough to earn the title BIrginia.

  • Notta C’hance

    Can we get Justine as VP?

    (Dreaming of a 3way vid of Justine, Stoya, and Joanna.)

  • Anonymous

    YES WE CAN!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, nice way to fuck but a little slow could be even better.
    Joe

  • The HZA.

    An administration I’d love to serve under.

  • Anonymous

    What an elegant solution! Here, here! Hail to the co-Comandresses!

  • Anonymous

    Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams’s vice president.

    Let’s hope they work better than those two in office.

  • Tramputee

    How is it that guys seem hotter when Joanna’s fucking them? She’s magical.

    And Stoya is physical perfection, but isn’t much of a
    “performer”- I suggest an apprenticeship, ahem, under Joanna?

  • Anonymous

    This union will do nothing but good things for our Fleshbotnation. Hell, I feel sexier already!

  • stoya

    This is an awesome solution :)

  • Anonymous

    bows head in submission…