The Campaigning Continues: Stoya The Course!

Sure, that whole U.S. presidential election thing may be over, but the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress election is still going on (and we all know which one is really important). In fact, we’ve just received some breaking news from Stoya campaign headquarters! In response to challenges from her opponents, Stoya has released the following statement:

According to Google, Fleshbot loves Stoya, and I definitely reciprocate that love. Also, Fleshbot, Stoyabot, we’re kind of like a family, having the same last name and all. Us -bots have to stick together. In conclusion, I would like to state that I am more than capable of answering that 3am phone call, it just might take me 4 rings because it’s hard to resist the temptation to dance around to the techno ringtone.

Polls will be open until next Tuesday. It’s up to you to decide the future of Fleshbot!

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  • stoya

    You totally edited out my misguided ramblings about cute animal ears from when I thought this was a ”mascot” and not ”supreme commandress”

  • Lux Alptraum

    For posterity, Stoya also said: “I wouldn’t be a great mascot for fleshbot.com, I would be an ultraplus mascot. Most of the supporting evidence for this involves my love of clothing and accessories with animal ears. Mascots are usually people dressed as caricatures of animals, right? According to google fleshbot loves stoya, and I definitely reciprocate that love.”

  • MalzyWheels

    I think we need to see Stoya in said “clothing and accessories with animal ears.”

  • WalterPater

    @stoya: Well, it’s even more impressive that you’re working overtime to please Fleshbot. That’s something that should move even the hardened hearts of the grizzled porn junkies who frequent this site. :)