The Exuberance Of Youth

All the giddy excitement of Election Day has got us pumped up and raring to go today. Really, we haven’t felt this excited about an election since we were in college–though, to be honest, we haven’t felt this excited about much of anything since we were in college (we were way more excitable back then). Of course, back in college, we were regularly having orgies in the gym after the football team finished practice, so it was easier to work up some enthusiasm. Wait, wait, sorry–that wasn’t our college experience… that’s what happens at Naughty America University (sorry, we get confused sometimes).

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· One Happy Dick (redtube.com)

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    & to think, Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable got into trouble with the media for having his players practice touchdown celebrations. Here we have the cheerleading coach leading her team in practicing the sexing of the football team.

    Conversely, & less sexist, the three students could be from the volleyball team, & as reward for a good season so far, the coach has rewarded them with some good sex.

    Lastly, Naughty America University is at least as legitimate as the University of Lawsonomy. (Those who have driven the Chicago-Milwaukee corridor know to what I refer.)