All the giddy excitement of Election Day has got us pumped up and raring to go today. Really, we haven’t felt this excited about an election since we were in college–though, to be honest, we haven’t felt this excited about much of anything since we were in college (we were way more excitable back then). Of course, back in college, we were regularly having orgies in the gym after the football team finished practice, so it was easier to work up some enthusiasm. Wait, wait, sorry–that wasn’t our college experience… that’s what happens at Naughty America University (sorry, we get confused sometimes).
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· One Happy Dick (redtube.com)