October 30, 2008 | 13 Comments

Meet Your First Round Champions

After eight grueling weeks of extreme pornstar on pornstar action, we’ve come to the conclusion of the first round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown. Battles were fought, performers were knocked out of the ring–and sometimes, it got so intense, we couldn’t bear to look. But you soldiered on, and you chose your champions. We’ll be giving the ladies the week off to recuperate and get ready for round two. In the meantime, check out the updated bracket below, and get ready for some all new Extreme Pornstar Showdown action on November 6.




Round One Roundup:
Belladonna vs. Sasha Grey
Gianna Michaels vs. Alexis Texas
Joanna Angel vs. Dana DeArmond
Faye Valentine vs. Penny Flame
Ava Devine vs. Ava Rose
Jenna Haze vs. Jesse Jane
Mika Tan vs. Stoya
Bree Olson vs. Eva Angelina

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  • dirtybacon

    The only real semi-surprise here was Haze beating Jane.

    Oh, and Dana DeArmond quitting the competition. I really thought she showed up at the competition ready to perform. I suppose the grueling training required to compete in EPS was just too intense. I’ll be pulling for her to make it back here for the next competition, especially with the floor show I’ve seen her perform during nationals.

    I would like to tip my hat to those amazing opening ceremonies several weeks ago at the start of the competition. The ability to assemble so many naked and writhing bodies to perform the Swahili bird dance from that gigantic OLED screen chandelier was breathtaking. With each thrust of polypropelened member, I really felt the choreographer’s push of harmony and tranquility. It was an amazing feat, and techically flawless. Lux’s solo spoke for itself in both dynamics and raw hardcore.

    I truly believe that there will never be a spectical like it, and I watched it as if from a dream.

  • dirtybacon

    oh, and my predicitions for next round: sasha, stoya, gianna, and Eva (though Haze is coming off a strong win, and could carry that momentum forward).

  • Anonymous

    It warms my heart that not a single blonde made it through this round.

  • Anonymous

    The only one I don’t agree with is the Bree Olson loss.
    That sucks!

    I definitely don’t like that PORN TITANS: Belladonna and Sasha Grey — and Jenna Haze and Jesse Jane met in the FIRST ROUND. That is ridiculous.

  • HBKnight

    If it ends up being Sasha vs. Stoya in Round 3 my head will asplode.

  • Anonymous

    Extreme Pornstar Showdown? These seem like pretty typical pornstars to me…

    I love how the picture of Eva is pre boob job.. Gotta say I wish it stayed that way.

  • Tsuru

    I’m still heartbroken that Belladonna didn’t make it through the first round. A curse & a hex & a heaping bucket o’ shame on you all!!!!

    Tsuru
    [www.tsururadio.com]

  • Anonymous

    belladonna was robbed if you ask me…

  • Anonymous

    I’m rooting for Sasha and Penny to win their respective matches, but it’s anyone’s game in the other two. All four of those girls are great performers.

  • Anonymous

    I think Gianna’s the only one there with a ludicrous cup size. While I love her, I think that’s awesome. Woot for b-cups!

  • StlHakusho

    yeah, pitting Belladonna & Sasha Grey against eachother is just plain wrong. They’re more of a championship matchup than a first round matchup.

  • jp182

    its going to be Gianna or Eva Angelina to take it all.

  • Anonymous

    Bree was robbed. That was a brutal match-up out the gate.

    I’m really interested to see the outcome of the Joanna/Sasha battle. Another tough call.