PixiJam: A New Way To Get Your Porn

PixiJam: A New Way To Get Your PornIf someone wanted to recreate the experience of being in Times Square (well, the old Time Square) in website form, they would probably come up with something fairly close to PixiJam. A cluttered mosaic of brightly colored banners advertising POV, Orgy, Teens, Ebony, and (our absolute favorite) “Asain,” PixiJam claims that it’s unlike any other free porn site on the web, offering “the best and freshest porn online.” Well, it’s certainly unlike any site that we’ve seen. Supposedly there’s a method to the madness: as links get older, they move up and to the left of the screen; links can also be rated, with the highest rated links getting prime real estate on the screen. There’s also a timer that ticks away in the bottom right corner of the screen. We’re not sure why (and if you figure it out, please tell us). We certainly appreciate innovation in the world of porn (if we have to look at yet another cookie cutter portal site, we’ll just—well, we don’t know what we’ll do), but somehow, we don’t really think that PixiJam is the wave of the future. And if it is… heaven help us. · PixiJam (pixijam.com)

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  • Anonymous

    if it is possible to have a pornographic epileptic seizure, pixijam will cause it

  • Anonymous

    Well, say what you will, but the first link I randomly clicked on led me to a Jenni Lee clip I’d never seen before. So, right now PixiJam is my best friend in the whole wide world.

  • Anonymous

    The clock is pretty simple: it’s a countdown to midnight.

    When it reaches zero is when it reshuffles the pics (removing the top left most and adding new ones to the bottom right).

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Asain

    Quite possibly not Asian porn, but track & field erotica. Still, a misspelling — Bolt’s name is Usain — but not so bad. Considering Usain would seem to be a variation on Arabic, which has no formalized rules for vowels, S-n could as easily open with A as U.