Sasha Grey’s “Most Prized Possession” To Be Immortalized By Doc Johnson

This just in: rising porno star and America’s favorite fuck slave Sasha Grey has just signed a deal with Doc Johnson to create a signature line of sex toys–and the company has wasted no time in getting started on the line’s production (due out in 2009). First on the list of branded novelties is a lifelike replica of Sasha’s “most prized possession”… and we’re still trying to figure out what, exactly, that is. Common sense leads us to believe that Miss Sasha is getting her ladyparts engooped, but we must admit that we don’t know the girl well enough to say with authority that that is her most prized possession. Could it be her mouth? Her ass? Her grandmother’s diamond necklace? Her puppy? Inquiring minds want to know! (Thumbnail via Ask Jolene, more at xbiz.com)

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  • MalzyWheels

    Well, at least we’re talking about Sasha and not Stimpson J. Cat…

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Any chance Doc Johnson could team with Dr. Mc Gillicuddy, thus allowing Sasha’s line to be scented in peppermint?

    … What? Why are you looking at me like that?

  • Anonymous

    her heart? i don’t know if you can hump an aorta.

  • Ayleron

    Awww… So cute! I love her breasts… :D