October 20, 2008 | 5 Comments

Pretty Women In Pretty Dresses: Our Formalwear Fetish

We didn’t lose our virginity on prom night, but we’re not going to lie: we really wish we had. There’s something about the whole atmosphere of prom night that just seems so conducive to sex: the slow dances, the emotional atmosphere, the tight, lowcut dresses… but especially the dresses. Call us old fashioned, but we (and FalconryOfTheEroticVariety) have always had a think for women in formalwear. Especially when they’re showing off their boobs. After the jump, see why classy and trashy don’t have to be mutually exclusive.



Krystal Steal (maplebabe.com)



Crissy Moran (crissy-moran.com)



Rebecca Ryann (rebeccaryannblog.com)



Brooke Haven (pornstar-haven.net)



Shay Laren (shay-laren.net)



Satomi Mizuno (erotiscore.com)



Melanie Walsh (secretary-stockings.com)



Joanna Angel

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  • Anonymous

    Very nice! Joanna’s pic rocks the best!

  • hatey

    So is this why ‘gown clubs’ dominated the market when I was stripping?

    Hated it.

    Apparently, so does Joanna Angel… she’s about to shit on the train of her prom dress, right?

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Awesome! Two Krystal Steal posts in one day. I haven’t seen much of her lately. I wonder why?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    We didn’t lose our virginity on prom night, but we’re not going to lie: we really wish we had. There’s something about the whole atmosphere of prom night that just seems so conducive to sex: the slow dances, the emotional atmosphere, the tight, lowcut dresses…

    I was in New York City the past five days, & most of my waking hours, I had snippets of songs from ‘Utopia Parkway’ running thru my head. & they still are. Now, “Prom Theme”. But I cannot complain.

    Also, Shay Laren, once more, beats all.

  • Anonymous

    fantastic f**king work!