The More Things Change, The More We Watch Porn

A look back at the week that was… · We found out who ends up nailin’ Paylin. Turns out, it’s everyone. · jessica drake knows what girls like (and she’s willing to share!). · Sasha may be Steven Soderbergh’s “girlfriend,” but she’ll always be a “Fuck Slave” to us. · You’ve got a golden ticket… to dinner with Bobbi Starr.· Stoya, Mika. Mika, Stoya. We can’t choose between the two — you do it for us. · Kaylani Lei may be one of “The Wicked,” but she’s always been good to us. · Decades later, sex still manages to be joyous. · Dashiell quits talking about boobs and balls to go write about other round objects. We had a time, Dash. You’ll be deeply missed.