The Unsinkable Jada Fire Channels Condi Twice

Like Hal Holbrook with Mark Twain and Sam Waterson with Abraham Lincoln, Jada Fire is our generation’s premiere interpreter of Condoleezza Rice. “This is the second time I’ve played Condi,” Fire said on the set of “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” this weekend. “The first time was in ‘Spunk’d‘ when I knocked George Bush into a pool of come.”

“Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” also features Lisa Ann (and Sindee Jennings) as “Serra Paylin” and Nina Hartley as “Hillary.”

But it is the Brick House Fire who has twice been called upon to channel Rice, herself the only National Security Advisor-turned-Secretary of State to have an oil tanker named after her.

“She’s got a great ass,” Fire noted.

Would Mdm. Secretary be honored?

“Condi’s gonna kill me,” Fire said.

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  • IAO6

    hartley makes a much better hillary than lisa ann does a paylin

  • bdve

    I hear Condi is in to this kind of thing, think she’d watch the Fire scenes?

  • Anonymous

    I can’t wait to see this. HILARIOUS!

  • Anonymous

    Nina Hartley looks just like barbara walters to me.

  • Anonymous

    This movie’s gonna be amazing.

  • Brad

    Hah. My friend was an extra in that. I think her parents have a hand in producing it.

  • Anonymous

    You forgot James Whitmore as Will Rogers.