October 10, 2008 | 6 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition

Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman – or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it’s a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story.

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I have a coupla titles in mind, though neither would serve to answer GP’s question. The first, I didn’t know the bitches was prostitutes, man: The Eazy-E Story, implies these women might not, in fact, be street-walkers; the latter, We only fuck for money: The Brothers Flemion Are Big Pimpin’, addresses not the women in question, at all, but the invisible pimp hand behind. So, what to use, what to contribute…?

    I offer: Greenback dat azz up.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    RE – Previous contest: Congrats Dirty Bacon! I have to admit, I thought I had the Beatles contest locked down for the win, but you proved to be victorious. At least I got the Jose Reyes stamp of approval, though. That makes all the difference in my books.

    Here’s my entry: “Ladies of the Night #7 – Prostitation for the Nation.”

    (Weak, but it’s also 2:40 in the morning…).

  • MalzyWheels

    Any ole body can be a slut or a whore, but to be advertised as a prostitute on a porn box takes a special kind of woman who considers taking on five hung studs as not only fun, but the only way she’ll back her car out of her garage for a shoot or service call. Not only that: she doesn’t charge by the hour or by the scene, but by actual sperm count.

  • Anonymous

    Prostihooker: The Curse of the Strumpet’s Trumpet.

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Wow. This must be the least-commented-upon “WWFRD?” edition in Fleshbot history. Just saying, is all…

  • Gram Ponante

    Ah, my mistake! Sorry to not give Snoop proper credit.