October 10, 2008 | 5 Comments

Nina Hartley Explains It All For You

I caught up with Fleshbot Crush ObjectTMNina Hartley (it wasn’t too difficult; she was busy being serviced by a man 20 years her junior at the time) and asked her for her verdict on what is and isn’t a MILF. See what she said after the gap.

“‘MILF’ suggests motherhood,” the veteran pornstress and star of thousands of videos and countless more sordid fantasies said. “‘Mom I’d Like to Fuck’. ‘It also implies something soft and warm. I prefer ‘cougar’. ‘Cougar’ is more predatory.”

Trained as a midwfe, Hartley has nevertheless chosen to remain childless. Why, then, and despite what she just said, did we find her atop Will Power on the set of Northstar’s latest episode of “Minivan Moms”?

“It’s a heartwarming story in which the two characters fall in love – ?” she suggested.Despite my general star-struckedness, around Hartley, who still gets mail about her 1988 outing with Peter North in “Splendor in the Ass,” I didn’t buy that either.

Hartley, whose “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex” has just been translated into German (“Sex mit Nina“) will be riding her minivan into your pants by Christmas, regardless of the fact that she only plays a mom in porn films.

· Nina Hartley (nina.com)
· Northstar Associates (northstarassociates.com)

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  • Anonymous

    “‘MILF’ suggests motherhood

    suggests? mein gott! listen i have no qualms with porn destroying society with its very existence and what not, because i like porn and hate society. but please can it not destroy the english language?

  • Anonymous

    For a MILF to be truly believable to my mind and member, the lady in question should actually be over 40. That’s sort of the aged-like-a-fine-wine/teacher-I-wanted-to-be-seduced-by benchmark.
    Not that I’ve put a lot of thought into this.

  • Gram Ponante

    I used to be as angry as you, but I learned to bbe more accepting and lower my standards. Thanks, Xanax! That Ms. Hartley says an acronym with the word “mother” in it only “suggests” motherhood is a tacit admission of the fact that Porn Is Stupid.

    Boy George adds that “People Are Stupid.”

  • Anonymous

    I tend not to focus too much on the whole ‘motherhood’ thing, because I just don’t count Britney Spears and the like as MILF’s. Yes, in an optimal world, MILF’s would all be mommies (to differentiate from ‘mature ladies’), but for porn, I want a MILF to be older, have a warm and slightly ‘motherly’ nature, and remind you of your mom’s hot friend you wanted to bang.

    And Nina IS playing a character in “Minivan Moms” . . . she doesn’t have to be a real MILF to sell it to me, at least! She looks absolutely delectable.

  • Anonymous

    According to what I’ve learned from porn, women only come in two age categories, teen and milf. Using this information we can easily define milf as “not teen”.