Gossip hounds are well aware that there has been trouble in Hefnerland. Despite successfully maintaining a magazine empire, a TV show and a relationship with three blondes at the same, it seems that all of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends have decided to cash in their chips and leave him all at once. So what’s a horny, octogenarian millionaire to do? Apparently, he’s traded up for a pair of 19-year-old twins. Of course.
All signs point to Hef taking in Kristina and Karissa Shannon, two blonde sisters who fit definitely fit his mold (and would not be the first set of twins to call him their man. What were their names again?) Little is known about these girls or how long it will take before they get the cover of Playboy, but a OneModelPlace profile attached to a search of their names seems to be conspicuously missing now.

You know, it’s a little sad that three women who only wanted to find love and maybe a career on the fringe of the entertainment industry couldn’t simultaneously make it work with a man who is old enough to be their grandfather, but perhaps the Shannon Twins will find a way to overcome all obstacles. After all, publicity is a many-splendored thing.
· Introducing Hef’s New Twins (scandalist.com)
· first naked pics of hef’s new girlfriends (lessclothes.com)
