Cum Omlettes: A Tasty New Way To Get Your Protein

Cum Omlettes: A Tasty New Way To Get Your ProteinAfter the ten thousandth time you’ve swallowed someone’s freshly shot load, the taste of cum can start to seem a little, well, boring. Day after day, blowjob after blowjob, the same thing over and over — it’s only natural that one would want to get a little experimental and spice things up. Sure, you can always turn to the basic staples of cum condiments, mixing a little chocolate syrup or ice cream into your bedroom activities, but why not try something really different? Why not make a cum omlette (or, if you want to be all correct in your spelling, an omelette)? Sure, the logistics of collecting enough cum to fill a frying pan and actually cooking the omlette might be a little more work than you’re used to — but when you’re sitting down to a delicious breakfast of a fresh cum omlette, all that work will be worth it. Want to make a meal of it? Pair your cum omlette with an ass smoothie for a nutritionally balanced breakfast your mom would be proud of. · Cum Omlette (cumomlette.com) · Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

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  • Richard Blakeley

    Brunch will never be the same!

  • Anonymous

    Not to, um…nitpick, but isn’t it spelled omelette? |slinks away|

  • MalzyWheels

    Next time somebody says they made an omelette “with just the whites,” be afraid. Be very afraid.

    FWIW, my spell check wants me to spell omelette “omelet.”

  • bdve

    One of the first pieces of “non-standard” pornography I ever saw on the internet–possibly via stile project or some other “out there” site–was a compilation of ‘cum on/in food’ clips including, but not limited to, pudding cups, scrambled eggs, and used on a toothbrush.

    Memories.

  • Anonymous

    It took me ages before I could watch the “denouement” of a Bogas Bros. scene where Will Ravage nuts on a slice of pizza and gives it to Lydia Spitz. (shudder)

  • Anonymous

    I wont be having eggs for breakfast for a while.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @ElNegroMagnifico: & before the shoot, he ate a slice of pineapple pizza. Thinking ahead, I say.

  • Anonymous

    Please note that it is Ashley Blue feeding the omelette. The whole thing was her idea because she is a genius. And this was like three years ago.