October 3, 2008 | 13 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn’s Ass

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's AssFirst off, we were so impressed with last week’s efforts that we are moving to Philadelphia to fondle the left ball of Duncan Doughnut and perform an Ass Meld on our sneeze reflex. But it’s a new week in a litigious world, and Zero Tolerance has clearly forgotten about a certain lawsuit-happy Cupertino company in naming its latest “Apple Bottomz.” After all, one look at Gina Lynn and it’s an easy jump to “How many USB devices can I daisy chain from her ass? Like, 128?” Your job this week, then, is to rename this movie as if it were either a Beatles lyric or a computer product. Having trouble? Your mother should know. · Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com) · Buy “Apple Bottomz” (gamelink.com)

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  • dirtybacon

    This is a challenging one.

    I’ll go first, I never win anyway:

    “Filling me up with your rules”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Imagine running a train in a station, on a plasticine porter with looking-glass eyes

  • Shadowguitar

    Oh, you’re gonna be in my dreams tonight!

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Apple Bottomz Gina

    Parted her ass and we all got a view of her taint

    Everyone came

  • bleeble

    Title: “Stuffing a Hole”

    Theme Song Excerpts:

    I’m stuffing a hole where her poo comes out
    And makes my girlfriend scream and shout
    “Can I please cum?”

    (ba ba ba ba-dah) …

    And it doesn’t matter if you think it’s wrong I’m right
    My throbbing dick is right where it belongs

    Silly people scream and shout and masturbate their wads right out
    while I’m still busy pounding her back door

    I’m stuffing a hole (etc.)

    [and a Da Da Da and a Dee Dee Dee and whatever the hell else you want to put up there!]

  • Anonymous

    “Rocky Raccoon checked out her bazooms,
    Only to find Gina’s butthole . . . .”

    “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Parts in hand,
    We hope you have enjoyed the ho . . . . “

    “Gina Lynn fucks all aboard,
    Many more of them through the backdoor,
    And her hand begins to play . . . .”

    “I wanna hold your glans . . . .”

    “Will you still eat me, will you still beat me,
    When we sixty-nine?”

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    “Happiness… is some Warm Cum, Mama [Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot...]“.

    “I’ve Just Creamed a Face (#7)”.

    “The Long and Winding Rod, that leads to your Hole…”.

    “Everybody’s Got Someone to Ride Except for Me and My Monkey #2″.

    “Once there was a way to Bang that Ho… [X2] Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby: Gooooolden Showers fill your Eyes…”.

    “And in Your End, the Gape You Make, Is Equal to the Cock… You Take.”

  • fleshbotpdh

    Bang Bang Marco’s silver hammer came all over her head
    Bang Bang Marco’s silver hammer made sure that she was fed

    BadunkaDunk

  • fleshbotpdh

    Come together
    Right Now
    Over Me

  • kevinblah

    iCumDumpster

  • Anonymous

    Microsoft Bob… for Apple Bottomz!

  • Anonymous

    Why not simply “Fixing a Ho”?

  • bleeble

    I could probably write 5 Beatles sex parodies a day for week, but nobody wants to see that – so just 1 more:

    “She is the Anus”

    (as in)

    Chorus:

    I am the Rape Man (woooooo)
    They are the Rape Men (woooooo)
    She is the Anus

    (coo coo ca choob)

    As far the verses are concerned, they don’t really need any satirical modification – the original verses are quite filthy enough!

    But well OK, there is that second bridge:

    Munching on her secret garden that
    Never sees the sun
    If her buns don’t cum
    You get your load off straddled o’er her English face (dat-du-dat-du-duumm)

    I am the Rape Man (etc.)