October 1, 2008 | 3 Comments

A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. We’re not sure what he’s complaining about–there are people who pay a hell of a lot more for that kind of treatment. (ananova.com; thumbnail star Karen via Ask Jolene)

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  • MalzyWheels

    Umm, where in Florida was this kid victimized? And what’s the best kind/brand of tape to stick a $100 bill to my forehead? I must go down to investigate!

  • Anonymous

    WORTH IT!!!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The electrical tape on the nipples end-around the censors recalls my adopted homeburg’s anti-nipple policy for strippers. At one of the three (?) clubs in town — two with which I am familiar (& one of those makes me shudder, revolted), there might be one more — the dancers applied band-aids to their nips, to remain complainant. It just looked silly.

    … & thus is explained why the naked clown calendar of last week did not fail to please me.